Monday, November 10, 2008

Thirteen

The light in the room was crisp, clean and white. As I lie upon the wide round bed, linen sheets as clean and white as the light strewn casual about, I look down at the woman sleeping in my arms and I am content. We had been through so much to get to this point, and it is all worthwhile in the end.

She is breathing deeply and regularly, her naked flesh spooning with mine, our lovemaking over, for the time being. I stroke her hair gently and she coos softly, then snuggles even closer, our bodies melding into one. Looking up at the wall of windows I see the bright blue sky over the Mediterranean filled with clouds scudding leisurely across the horizon. The air smells of summer, sea and salt.

In a few days it will be time to return to our home in the forest, our European tour completed with this final stop in our villa. We had once dreamt of a time like this, when money was plentiful and time was ours to use. Now it is here, I am thoroughly enjoying it. A lot of pain led me up to this point; knowing what I know now, I would have welcomed the pain.

The afternoon is ours; there is an interview we have to attend later this evening, but looking out at the jewel-like water I think we’ll do some scuba diving first. Of course, knowing us, once we get our energy back we may never even make it out of the bed.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Twelve

I will probably never understand my Master’s family; they cavort and cajole in ways which baffle me. They play games of a sort with which I am unfamiliar, and for which I have not the manual dexterity. Had I a grasp of the mechanics of their jocular diversions I would, perhaps, endeavor to join them, but they do not even feel the need to include me in their frivolous activities.

They eat food which to me often appears grossly unpalatable, or at the very least overcooked. Am I ever offered a sampling of their repast? Well, in the interests of utmost honesty, I must answer yes, they do indeed. But all too often the food proffered is not what I would consider as my first choice. Perhaps if they would set aside a small sampling uncooked, or at the very least undercooked? Is that truly too much to ask of people with whom I have spent the vast majority of my existence?

Their home annoys me to no end, and their eclectic choice of furniture sets my teeth on edge. It would appear they have little taste in the art of decorating, and they have the feng shui abilities of a lactating Canadian moose. If I could move the couch three feet to the left, I would. And don’t even get me started on the recliner. Is that lamp entirely necessary? Phah.

The carpeting is, by far and away, the last straw. A shag affair the color of a slightly moldy mustard seed, this carpet has not only stood the test of time, it is from the beginning of it. It was old when Larry King was conceived. And don’t even THINK of urinating on it! Want to get into hot water faster than a Maine lobster? Squat on their precious rug and see what happens. Maybe if they cleaned the goddam litter box once in a while! I mean, really. How is one to maintain a respectable level of personal hygiene when one’s toilet facilities are attracting more flies than a white trash buffet?

I cannot take much more of this. Some night, very soon, I shall secrete myself in their bedroom before “lights out,” as they so charmingly call out before retiring, and come out once they are asleep. I shall then lie upon their gaping maws, closing off the supply of oxygen with my ample (yet well-conditioned) body. Once they have smothered, I shall feast on their eyes! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh dear, I have overlooked two important considerations: who shall feed me, and who’s going to clean out my frigging litter box? Damn. Life sucks.

Eleven

So in conclusion, it is reasonable to assume that the distinctive “ticki-ticki-ticki” sound emitted by the Estigmene bicurius is a genetic holdover from prehistoric times, when the small caterpillar was considerably more plentiful than today.

While some may contend that any such assumption opens the investigation and subsequent conclusions to question (and possible ridicule,) there is ample evidence to support this claim, as demonstrated in the previous chapters. Beyond any reasonable doubt we can say that when the caterpillar walked (or crawled) the earth in geometrically greater numbers, collision with its fellow larvae were inevitable and led to large-scale confusion amongst the creatures. Over the millions of years the caterpillar flourished they seem to have developed the soft “ticki-ticki-ticki” call as a warning or indicator to its brethren to beware; another caterpillar is nearby and must be avoided.

One can only imagine the wonder of an earlier prehistoric era, standing in the Forest Primeval, marveling at the low, incessant rumble of “ticki-ticki-ticki” all about you. What would primitive Man have thought? Perhaps it was some unknown, unseen monster ready to pluck life from you; maybe the mutterings of the gods, or perhaps even the Voice of the Earth itself. We shall never know.

Estigmene bicurius is endangered and disappearing from its natural habitat, perhaps irrevocably. While their DNA has been preserved by the Insect Genome Project (IGP,) we cannot hope to save them unless steps are taken immediately. What a crime it would be to lose such a cheery and marvelous creature as this. I cannot imagine how lonely a world it would be if I could no longer stick my head outside the flap of my tent, cock an ear to the wind and listen to the enigmatic “ticki-ticki-ticki” of the bicurius.

What a lonely world indeed.

Monday, November 3, 2008

Ten

Guillaume’s rifle cracked a sharp retort, the dinosaur’s eye erupted in a shower of blood, and it fell to the ground, dead. Simone was safe.

Leaving the safety of the cairn of boulders where they had gained refuge, the children ran to their mother, seeking assurance that she was, in fact, unharmed. Guillaume slipped the rifle back into its holster on the palomino and strode over to see for himself.

Looking up into his rugged face, Simone whispered, “I love you.” Guillaume nodded, reached a rough hewn hand down to caress her chin and replied, “Me too.”

Overhead a pterodactyl swooped around the tree tops, screeching an echoing cry that made Pilar cover her tiny ears. “Make it stop, Papa!” Her father laughed, picked her up and placed her effortlessly on his shoulders. “I’m afraid we’ll have to let that one get away, my sweet.”

He led them away from the carnage, Antoine leading the horse by the reins. Within a short time they had located the path to the caves and headed down it. Guillaume had no idea how they would survive in this world-gone-mad, but it was up to him to make certain they did.

As dusk approached, covering the prehistoric land with a deceptive calm, they reached the cavern. Shooing the children in, Simone crept up from behind, encircling Guillaume with her slender arms, hugging him close, enjoying the warmth of his body.

“I don’t know how…” he began. Simone shushed him gently, burying her face in the strength of his back. “I understand, my love. You will keep us alive here, and perhaps someday we will find a way back.” She spun him gently around to look into his tired eyes. “Until then, we will survive.” She took his arm, placed it around her shoulder and stood beside him as they watched the raw sunset color the sky blood red.

“It’s all we can do.”